windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

cockchomp:

      you will not make me feel bad about being quiet
      you will not make me feel bad about my body
      you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words
      you will not make me feel bad about being nervous
      you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything
      you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of
      humor that you don’t get
      you will not make me feel bad about being tired
      you will not make me feel bad about how i dress
      you will not make me feel bad

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

moretoremember:

I would never cheat in a relationship

because that would require two people finding me attractive.

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

meladoodle:

do any of you guys know any legal crimes?? i wanna be a ‘gangsta’ but i respect the law